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Camera Song List

List of theme songs. I’ve added worthy contribution from others in blue. 🙂

Canon 1DsMKIII
21MP of resolution. That’s more resolution than the whole of the UN. It’s one pretty mean camera.

Bad To The Bone – George Thorogood

Canon 1D MK III
It was hard to pick a winner here; the contestants were:

You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling – The Righteous Brothers
Crying – Roy Orbison
Opps I Did It Again. Britney Spears
Don’t let me down (Guy)
There’s Gonna Be a Heart Ache Tonight (Guy)
Sorry seems to be the hardest word – Elton John (Guy)
And for the amount of ‘Flack’ this camera has gotten… Killing Me Softly

Canon Rebel 400D
Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men

Canon 40D
Respect – Aretha Franklin

Canon 50D
Barbie Girl – Aqua

D700
You Sexy Thing – Hot Chocolate

D90
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – ACDC

Nikon D60
Why – Mis-Teeq
That Don’t Impress Me Much – Shania Twain

Nikon D3
Highway To Hell – AC/DC
3D autofocus – Magical Mystery Tour – Beatles (Guy)

Nikon D300
Sweet Child of Mine – Guns N Roses

Nikon D2x
Beethovens 9th Symphony ( a classic)

Nikon D2h
I Got You (I feel good) – James Brown
Love Really Hurts Without You – Billy Ocean

D3x
“Ohhh… I’m gonna take you home tonight”
Fat Bottom Girls – Queen

Revolution – Beatles
Only When I Sleep – The Corrs (that’s when I’ll own one)

Panasonic G1
Reet Petitie – Jackie Wilson

Company Theme Songs

Nikon
In regards to some missing AF-S…

Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

Panasonic and Olympus micro 4/3rds
Let’s Stick Together – Bryan Ferry

Olympus
In regards to Olympus menus

We All Live in a Yellow Submarine
…and the fact I couldn’t find a song called “My head is buried up my a$$”

Pentax
I Need A Hero – Bonnie Tyler
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club – Beatles
Living Next Door to Alice (Alice… who the F@#$ is Alice)

But by the number of sales it could also be
Just The Two Of Us – Dr Evil

Canon
I Dominate You – Pulsedriver

Canon In regards to Nikon
Rubberneckin – Elvis Presley

Canon v’s Nikon
Imagine – John Lennon

Sony
In regards to …. Sony.
Any song from Celine Dion
or
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon – Urge Overkill

Minolta
I Will Survive.
Another one bites the dust – Queen (Guy)

Other worthy inclusions.

Songs for Nikon Acquisition Syndrome (NAS)
I Can’t Get No Satisfaction – Rolling Stones

For pro camera’s with built-in grips.
I Like Big Butts.

Nikon D300 singing to the Canon 50D
Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me – Pussycat Dolls

Nikkor 200mm f2.0 VR
I’m…. too sexy for my shirt

F6 / F5 / F4, etc.
“They Don’t Ride Like That Anymore” — Billy Idol (Andre Labonte)

800mm f5.6
He Wasn’t Man Enough For Me, Toni Braxton

Tamron 18-270
All I Wanna Do Is Zoom Zoom

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