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The Dark Side, Canon Empire Strikes Back

Opening Title:
It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Camera 5D has been superseded,
‘L” Series lens have driven the
Nikon rumours from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the internet forum sites.

DARTH WESTFALL
What is thy bidding, my master?

EMPEROR MITARAI
On a new D3 on ebay. It’s going to sell for under $3000.

DARTH WESTFALL
I have felt it.

EMPEROR MITARAI

We have a new rumour – the D3x.

DARTH WESTFALL
Yes, my master.

EMPEROR MITARAI
It could destroy us.

DARTH WESTFALL
It is just a rumour, Obi-Thom can no
longer predict it’s release.

EMPEROR MITARAI
The Force is strong with this rumour. The
son of D3 must not become a
reality.

DARTH WESTFALL
If he could be turned, he would
become a powerful ally.

EMPEROR MITARAI
Yes. Yes. It would be a great
asset. Have you ever used a D3 Darth Westfall.

DARTH WESTFALL
No, my master. But there was this one time… at band camp.

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