List of theme songs. I’ve added worthy contribution from others in blue.

Canon 1DsMKIII
21MP of resolution. That’s more resolution than the whole of the UN. It’s one pretty mean camera.

Bad To The Bone – George Thorogood

Canon 1D MK III
It was hard to pick a winner here; the contestants were:

You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling – The Righteous Brothers
Crying – Roy Orbison
Opps I Did It Again. Britney Spears
Don’t let me down (Guy)
There’s Gonna Be a Heart Ache Tonight (Guy)
Sorry seems to be the hardest word – Elton John (Guy)
And for the amount of ‘Flack’ this camera has gotten… Killing Me Softly

Canon Rebel 400D
Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men

Canon 40D
Respect – Aretha Franklin

Canon 50D
Barbie Girl – Aqua

D700
You Sexy Thing – Hot Chocolate

D90
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – ACDC

Nikon D60
Why – Mis-Teeq
That Don’t Impress Me Much – Shania Twain

Nikon D3
Highway To Hell – AC/DC
3D autofocus – Magical Mystery Tour – Beatles (Guy)

Nikon D300
Sweet Child of Mine – Guns N Roses

Nikon D2x
Beethovens 9th Symphony ( a classic)

Nikon D2h
I Got You (I feel good) – James Brown
Love Really Hurts Without You – Billy Ocean

D3x
“Ohhh… I’m gonna take you home tonight”
Fat Bottom Girls – Queen

Revolution – Beatles
Only When I Sleep – The Corrs (that’s when I’ll own one)

Panasonic G1
Reet Petitie – Jackie Wilson

Company Theme Songs

Nikon
In regards to some missing AF-S…

Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

Panasonic and Olympus micro 4/3rds
Let’s Stick Together – Bryan Ferry

Olympus
In regards to Olympus menus

We All Live in a Yellow Submarine
…and the fact I couldn’t find a song called “My head is buried up my a$$”

Pentax
I Need A Hero – Bonnie Tyler
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club – Beatles
Living Next Door to Alice (Alice… who the F@#$ is Alice)

But by the number of sales it could also be
Just The Two Of Us – Dr Evil

Canon
I Dominate You – Pulsedriver

Canon In regards to Nikon
Rubberneckin – Elvis Presley

Canon v’s Nikon
Imagine – John Lennon

Sony
In regards to …. Sony.
Any song from Celine Dion
or
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon – Urge Overkill

Minolta
I Will Survive.
Another one bites the dust – Queen (Guy)

Other worthy inclusions.

Songs for Nikon Acquisition Syndrome (NAS)
I Can’t Get No Satisfaction – Rolling Stones

For pro camera’s with built-in grips.
I Like Big Butts.

Nikon D300 singing to the Canon 50D
Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me – Pussycat Dolls

Nikkor 200mm f2.0 VR
I’m…. too sexy for my shirt

F6 / F5 / F4, etc.
“They Don’t Ride Like That Anymore” — Billy Idol (Andre Labonte)

800mm f5.6
He Wasn’t Man Enough For Me, Toni Braxton

Tamron 18-270
All I Wanna Do Is Zoom Zoom

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